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C-Star Tee, WhiteVendor: Carpet CompanyShine bright like a cubic zirconium
- $79.95
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C-Star Tee, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyThis shirt is not printed with .925 sterling silver, but instead is printed by 9.25 adults.
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C-Star Tee, RedVendor: Carpet CompanyWear this to a very crippy neighborhood. for a potential story to tell.
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Kid Peeing Tee, WhiteVendor: Carpet CompanyWear this shirt to church for ultimate response from adults.
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Kid Peeing Tee, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyA kid known for his infinite skill of mayhem. We all know him, and we all tolerate him. Allbeit, we claim to be better than him, we find ourselves to be him once every blue moon.
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Kid Peeing Tee, GreenVendor: Carpet CompanyYou ever do a thousand and one things and forget about the existence of water. Finally you pull out your shmeatskin and start producing what looks like venom. This is a very interesting phenomena called dee·hai·dray·shn.
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Trampstamp Girls Tee, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyA shirt made for the mystical and whimsical. The toxic and exotic. The honest and faithful, but the egregious when pushed. Be cautious and tread lightly.
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Trampstamp Girls Tee, Pink CamoVendor: Carpet CompanyA shirt made for the mystical and whimsical. The toxic and exotic. The honest and faithful, but the egregious when pushed. Be cautious and tread lightly.
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Rag Long Sleeve Tee, Multi / WhiteVendor: Carpet CompanyA rag tee made by cleaning everything and its mama. Used Immensely and Frivolously. Left no room to breath. Scanned and reprinted on a brand new tee. A shirt that has a forever life. Each shirt has artwork at random.
- $99.95
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Trampstamp Long Sleeve Tee, Black / WhiteVendor: Carpet CompanyBring out your inner Travis Barker. Can’t promise you his success but can promise you the look of success.
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Trampstamp Long Sleeve Tee, Purple / BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyGet this shirt and buy a Harley… If you can’t buy a Harley get a 50CC Taotao. If you can’t get that get a nascar poster and call it a day!
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Carpet Football Jersey, Navy BlueVendor: Carpet CompanyGeorgetown colorway, made for the purists and the ones who get it. By the way, georgetown, what a weird name. Like if George was really standing on business he should have called it George’s Town. But then also, bro could have had any name...
- $149.95
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Carpet Football Jersey, GreenVendor: Carpet CompanyBe the bling in the street. At any moment you surrounded by JoeShmos. Rocking a white tee there and rocking a black tee there. No shade ofcourse, but sometimes we need some Bedazzle. Shine on you crazy diamond!
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C-Star Hoodie, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyMetallic threaded C-Star. Oh yes there is a God.
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C-Star Hoodie, GreenVendor: Carpet CompanyA soft green, but not no gentrification sage green. A green with some courage but not that kelly green. This is a green that shall remain unnamed. Like those guys on those drug shows that be in the dark with a voice machine. This...
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Fleece Zip Hoodie, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyThermal lined to really beat winters booty hole. An item that really will keep you soft and warm. But at the end of the day, none of that matters if you don’t got gloves on. Get some gloves too.
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Fleece Zip Hoodie, Blue PlaidVendor: Carpet CompanyA plaid colorway never before seen. The thought of it is type wild, but also this whole world we live in type wild. On another note, how many hotdogs can you eat?
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C-Star Jeans, Bleached BlueVendor: Carpet CompanyYou know how when you go through the thrift stores and you see black jeans back to back? These will never be in that pile. Made to keep forever. Thats a promise with no warranty.
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C-Star Jeans, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyYou know how when you go through the thrift stores and you see black jeans back to back? These will never be in that pile. Made to keep forever. Thats a promise with no warranty.
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C-Star Beanie, BlackVendor: Carpet Companythis the beanie I wear to hide my receding hairline.
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Crocskin Leather Belt, BlackVendor: Carpet Companyyou better have BBC if a girl take this belt off of you. BBC stands for British Broadcast Network.
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Crocskin Leather Belt, GreenVendor: Carpet CompanyEver had on green crocskin? You know what color alligators are? They green fr, do the math.
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Crocskin Leather Belt, YellowVendor: Carpet CompanyMade out of real Cockskin. Crocskin***
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C-star Canvas Tote Bag, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyThis the kind of tote bag I could see batman rocking on his day off of fighting crime.
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C-star Canvas Tote Bag, RedVendor: Carpet Companygreat for picnics and pick pocketing.
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Trampstamp Mesh Tote Bag, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyGreat for stealing from Walmart.
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C-Star Socks, WhiteVendor: Carpet CompanyWear these for indoor moonwalks
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C-Star Socks, BlackVendor: Carpet Companyget these if the floors in your house are dirty. Wear them 2 days in a row.
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Trash Candle, GreyVendor: Carpet CompanyYou ever smelled something good in a trashcan? Me neither. Hand painted custom made ceramic with top. 4oz soy candle. Made with love and affliction.
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C-Star Lighter Case, ChromeVendor: Carpet CompanySolid Chrome, Fits standard Bic Lighter
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Pencil Pack, MultiVendor: Carpet CompanyMade for ages 2 - 102. if you are 103 years old, please do not use.
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C-Star Key Chain, ChromeVendor: Carpet CompanyUse this keychain as a throwing star if you are in any trouble.
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Misprint Tee, WhiteVendor: Carpet Companya misprint is a misprint aint it? is there really any difference from one to the next if theyre….alll different? dont that mean they all the same?
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Woven Belt, Black / BlueVendor: Carpet CompanyThe only belt i’m down to get whipped by
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Vinyl Air Freshener, MultiVendor: Carpet Companytbh….idek what scent this is.
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Egypt Deck, PinkVendor: Carpet CompanyAirbrushed By James Ferrell AKA she skin representing Richmond. Screenprinted by the two stinky arabs out Baltimore. Skated by the …. Fill the blanks. Be part of the story. A story you can tell your grandchildren about. “Bobby, when I was your age...
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C-Star Beanie, BlackVendor: Carpet CompanyA byproduct. Yall remember good burger the movie? the 1997 version not that 2023 wack shyt. Yall remember the competitor Mondo Burger? Well if Mondo Burger made beanies, this would be the end result.
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C-Star Beanie, BlueVendor: Carpet CompanyBlue on blue, like you one with the waves. Nah like you one with the sky. NAHHHH like you one with the guy. Be that guy! Be true to you. Be blue.
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D-Tool, SilverVendor: Carpet CompanyThe tool of all tools. Just know if you put this in your back pocket we will not judge you
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