Wear this shirt to church for ultimate response from adults.

A rag tee made by cleaning everything and its mama. Used Immensely and Frivolously. Left no room to breath. Scanned and reprinted on a brand new tee. A shirt that has a forever life. Each shirt has artwork at random.

Bring out your inner Travis Barker. Can’t promise you his success but can promise you the look of success.

Get this shirt and buy a Harley… If you can’t buy a Harley get a 50CC Taotao. If you can’t get that get a nascar poster and call it a day!

Be the bling in the street. At any moment you surrounded by JoeShmos. Rocking a white tee there and rocking a black tee there. No shade ofcourse, but sometimes we need some Bedazzle. Shine on you crazy diamond!

Screen-Printed "Glitter Smile" Artwork On Front 6 Oz. 100% Ring Spun Cotton Black With Sparkle Gel Application On  "limo" Letters 

Screen-Printed "Screamer" Artwork On Front 6 Oz. 100% Ring Spun Cotton Aqua Blue

Screen-Printed "Whole Hog" Artwork On Front 6 Oz. 100% Ring Spun Cotton White

Shine bright like a cubic zirconium

This shirt is not printed with .925 sterling silver, but instead is printed by 9.25 adults.

Wear this to a very crippy neighborhood. for a potential story to tell.

A kid known for his infinite skill of mayhem. We all know him, and we all tolerate him. Allbeit, we claim to be better than him, we find ourselves to be him once every blue moon.

You ever do a thousand and one things and forget about the existence of water. Finally you pull out your shmeatskin and start producing what looks like venom. This is a very interesting phenomena called dee·hai·dray·shn.

A shirt made for the mystical and whimsical. The toxic and exotic. The honest and faithful, but the egregious when pushed. Be cautious and tread lightly.

you better have BBC if a girl take this belt off of you. BBC stands for British Broadcast Network.

this the beanie I wear to hide my receding hairline.

You ever smelled something good in a trashcan? Me neither. Hand painted custom made ceramic with top. 4oz soy candle. Made with love and affliction.

Solid Chrome, Fits standard Bic Lighter 

You know how when you go through the thrift stores and you see black jeans back to back? These will never be in that pile. Made to keep forever. Thats a promise with no warranty.

Made for ages 2 - 102. if you are 103 years old, please do not use.